Archive for July 2006

Stinky South Beach in full e-f-f-u-c-k-i-n-g fect.

Stinky South Beach in full e-f-f-u-c-k-i-n-g fect. That’s right kiddies, $¢ with another no rebate update. If you want off ze list tough titties. No one ever escapes…no one! Ok, ok, unbunch those panties, I’ll give ya the red card and headbutt your email outta here. Anyways I’ll make this brief like the underwear–ok you’ve […]

Paging Mister ¢hange….

“Paging Mister ¢hange…. Mister ¢hange…. You have a tel-le-phone call at the front desk.” There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand. I don’t understand. But all will become clear inna moment. In the meantime if you want off […]

To quote Marcel Marcel…

“[makes gesture of middle finger while trapped in a box]” Hey kids, its another adventure at 666 flags magic mountain o’ shite. If you want off this rollercoaster ride to spamville, please exit to your left as I ixnay your high maintenenceness…there is no such thing as too much email in web 2.0, bitches. Its […]