best website eva, shouts to tara for the link:

sup kiddies. $meagal Frodo with s’more middle earth quests for all you pipe smokin’ hobbits. There and back again. Kill kill kill kill kill the poor. Damn stomach bug I missed Jello spinning at Motor City on wednes. Que Bajo tonight tho and the damn Ego Trip film series. Never ends party ppl never ends. Unless you leave this list, and then you shall be cursed. The curse bestowed by this spell cannot be dispelled, but it can be removed with a break enchantment, limited wish, miracle, remove curse, or wish spell, or a sacred indigenous psychedelic ceremony that involves copious amounts of ‘wellness’.

So. Yet another fucking Rubulad. When will these 3 time golden liver awardees learn? We hope never, of course. Unless you think its Rubu-LAME. haHa, this kids really do crack me up. Attn pitchfork/gawker 20 something already embittered silver spoon in yer mouth/nose/ass NYU brat-fucks who demand to be constantly entertained, complain that 3 fucking dolla PBRs are too expensive, and think everything ‘sucks’: please shut the fuck up and go home, good riddance!
srsly, is the the future of hipsterism? I had higher hopes for y’all growing up with the internets, etc etc…
Also, scroll down EVEN below the rubulude info for some discount ish on a somewhat demented play going on at yo’ mama’s aka La Mama. That age ol’ chestnut tale of Caligula. Discount code and words courtesy of one of the (aerial) stars Anya of Lady Circus fame.
enjoy the weekend suckas!
also on the horizon…No Parking on the Dancefloor April 17th at the House of Yes with Sal P of Liquid Liquid fame and promo god DJ Courage. Damn straight!
$¢ Rubulad presents

On FRIDAY, March 26
The Bunny Hop!

The DrunkardÕs Wife: featuring LiliÕs Dance of the Seven Veils
The Daisy Spurs

With your DJ/Soundman Cody (happy birthday!)


$mall ¢hange
Dirty Fingers

in the Cabaret Room:

Jessica Delfino
The Jared Whitham Show
Nathan Whipple

with your DJ/Soundman Greything

The False Rabbit
Modern Dance Awareness Society
Hot F***inÕ Tamales
Dreams and Aspirations Vending Machine by Yung
Norm FrancoeurÕs Light Circus Extraordinaire
Vittles by Vicious Delicious
Dress: Funny Bunnies!
10 pm doors, 11 pm show, 10 beans in bunny drag, before 11 pm or way late. Otherwise, 15 beans.

Please donÕt forward this to any public lists.

Rubulad Home Base: 338 Flushing Ave., bet. Classon & Taaffee L train to Bedford Avenue > B62 Bus (formerly B61) on Driggs (ask driver to let you out at Flushing Ave.) > left under BQE > Rubulad’s on your right just past the gas station *OR* J / M / Z to Marcy Ave > walk along BQE > left under BQE at Flushing. Or G Train to Classon, walk on Classon to Flushing. Note: The B62 bus runs from L.I.C. through Greenpoint and Dumbo to Downtown Brooklyn, where you must now change for the B61 for Red Hook. The B57 bus will take you to and from Bushwick, fast. You can help us continue to have a Rubulad in this space by being quiet coming and going, staying inside the space during the event and not pissing all over the sidewalk as soon as you get around the corner Ð which, incidentally, does attract the police and they will write you a summons. The less our neighbors have to complain about, the more fun we can have. Please donÕt respond to this email. For contact use chris at spill dot net, thanks. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Caligula info, from Anya (she sounds excited, doesn’t she?!): I’m in this show, its kinda gay, but for 10 bucks you’re not really losing much. Most people pay $30, but because you are jaded, you pay less.

Your exclusive secret password is THOY. type that in when you get your ticket. (The password isn’t really a secret, you can tell whoever you want what the secret password is, fine by me.) the show is at La MaMa theater which is whatever. Thursday at 8pm
Friday at 8pm
Saturday at 8pm and 10pm
— James Dier aka $mall ¢hange