Yo you yoYos and rubiks cubic zirconium girls (ala Bobby Jimmy and the Critters) its time for yet another somewhat informative email for all y’all to grind up in your garbage disposal. Just put it in your hand, and put it down in there…that’s right, I’ll hold the switch, don’t worry I’ll wait for you, just drop it in there…go ahead…don’t worry! I’ll wait…that’s it, make sure its in ther—ZZZzzzzzzGGGrrrrrAAAAaaaahhhhhhh! Muahahaha. Teach you punks to try and get off this list.

Its CMJ whooptie whooping woo. Actually there is some dope tings going on this week and one of them is a lil’ thang I’m apart of, the Pure Fire crew, reassembling like the drunken puffed up voltron that they be to drop serious science on all these kids that think Bmore rmxs of Paula Abdul are fucking avant guardian angels, watching over me, guardian angelssss…yeah we are watching and to misquote Oates from yatch rock, shut the fuck up, all of you shut the fuck up, pure fire crew will not standly idly by while your douchbag DJs stab the american airwaves in the balls with your shit (spins, snaps fingers, high fives) music. Its time to get the fuck down f’reals son! And we have an all-star traded rookie card of a line up.

Alongside the clusterfuck of residents that is pure fire, we also snagged CX (taking a break from touring with folks like Saul Williams and Kanye West), Zuzuka Poderosa (ace NYC/Brazil Baile funk vocalist, don’t sleep on this one!) and Ninja Tunes brother from the great white north Poirier (bka as Ghilsain Poirier), who’s recent soca mix is straight madness. NO cover for all this talent. Should be mega mega stupido. Follow down for details. TUESDAY aka TONIGHT.

Also TGIF(ucking)F aka FRIDAY I’m doing a lil’ sumptin’ sumptin’ at the Hope Lounge with some good friends who happen to be incredibly stupid selectahs. DirtyFingers, the boy wonder around town of late, a bizzy bizzy bee who ALWAYS turns it out no doubt freak off mofos, and DJ Angola who I’ve run in the trenches for a wee wee bit of time in ol’ nyc. He’s done a number of productions and is all over the shop, but happens to live around the corner so will be spinning in his bathrobe and rockin’ yer socks. Again Details at the bottom scroll down and take off yer underoos. FRIDAY.

Finally, twofor Tues on a WEDNESday radio radio happens yet again with a double stacked line up of stupidity. On EVR aka eastvillageradio.com I welkommenen the duo PANTyRAiD feat. Josh from Glitch Mob, quality electronic steelo. WED 4-6pm. Later in the day, over at WFMU, wfmu.org or 91.1fm, the one and only MC/DJ/Producer et al Edan rolls thru with a worldwide exclusive peak into his mix/LP/somewhere in btw project Echo Party. As with everything that cat does, should be redick. WED 11-2am. Details on everything beeeelow. After the afterparty post finally, BIG shouts to everyone who came to zzZion last saturday, much love to my co-conspirators Jester Jaimi and the gelfling known as Tara, the selectahs and everyone who help running around etc, easily one of the best parties I’ve ever thrown, mega mega stupidity and going absurdly late. Def look for more mimosas as the sun shines over the horizon. Burn down babylon!

TONIGHT aka TUESDAY
PURE FIRE AT APT WITH SPECIAL GUESTS POIRIER, ZUZUKA PODEROSA AND CX KIDTRONIK
TUESDAY OCTOBER 20, 2009
APT
419 WEST 13TH ST. NY, NY
10 PM
NO COVER

CHECK OUT
POIRIER
http://www.poiriersound.com/
CX KIDTRONIK
http://www.myspace.com/cxkidtronik
ZUZUKA PODEROSA
http://www.myspace.com/zuzukapoderosa
PURE FIRE
http://www.myspace.com/purefirenyc

FRIDAY FRYDAY FREITAG
OCTOBER 23RD

TGIFF
thank god its fucking friday
with:
$MALL cHANGE
DIRTYFINGERZ
ANGOLA

@ HOPE LOUNGE
10 HOPE ST. BTW ROEBLING AND HAVENMEYER
(NEAR BEDFORD OR LORIMER L STOPS)
NO COVER 10-4PM

RADIO RADIO INFOMACION
EASTVILLAGERADIO.COM
THE BIG COVER UP
WEDNES 4-6PM
GUEST: PANTyRAiD
ARCHIVES: http://tinyurl.com/evrsmallchange

WFMU.ORG or 91.1fm
NICKLE AND DIME RADIO
WEDNES 11PM-2AM
GUEST: EDAN
ARCHIVES: http://tinyurl.com/nickelanddime

tha-th-tha-th-th-that’s all folks! speaking of looney chunes, stand back muskateers, they shall sample my….blade?! Daffy duck had a farm, ee ai e ai oh, and on this farm he had an igloo, ee, ai eee ai, uuh.